*cue alarm clock going off*

1. No. 

2. NO. 

3. I'm just gonna snooze for 7 more minutes. 

*7 minutes later*

4. Why did I do this to myself.

5. Am I still drunk?

6. Maybe class is cancelled. 

7. No really why did I sign up for this. 

8. How many skips do I have???

9. It's only the second day I could probably get away with skipping. 

10. Definitely still drunk. 

11. Will people notice my makeup is really just from last night??

12. Hopefully I don't smell like beer. 

13. Accomplishment of the day: Leaving the house on time

14. And they told me I couldn't do it. Suckers. 

15. Why is no one else walking around campus? 

16. Did I miss something?

17. Oh yeah, its only 7:52 AM.

18. Nope they were right. I can't do this. 

19. What sick human being teaches a class at 8 AM???

20. Why did I do this to myself???

21. I'm gonna have to stop going out the night before. 

22. Nah. 

23. How many skips do we have in this class again??

*suffers for the next 50 minutes*