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23 Things I would rather do than Vote for Hillary or Trump

I would do anything but vote for either party.

Michelle Ripa

Nov 07, 2016

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23 Things I would rather do than Vote for Hillary or Trump

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As everyone knows by now we are super close to gaining a new President Of the United States. Our options have come down to Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. This would of been my first year voting and now I will not be able to experience one of America's most important rights. I will not be able to experience this because in my humble opinion, both are not suited for the presidency. I genuinely cannot think of a good reason to vote for either parties, so instead of voting I would rather be doing this list of things.

1. Listen to Taylor Swift on repeat

2. Eat Spiders

3. Consume an entire bowl of throw up

4. Walk on hot coal

5. Go through a zombie apocalypse

6. Have a horse stomp my face

7. Be married to Susan Boyle

8. Spend a month in a cave with a deadly bear

10. Get my wisdom teeth out

11. Get stung by a bee

13. Be a crazy cat lady

15. Shave my legs with a machete

16. Get stuck in a room with my worst enemy

17. Eat dog food

18. Get bitten by a Snake

19. Never eat chocolate again

20. Never have WiFi

21. Use hot sauce as eye drops

22. Drink Bleach

23. Get spit on by Justin Bieber repeatedly

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23 Things I would rather do than Vote for Hillary or Trump

I would do anything but vote for either party.

1. Listen to Taylor Swift on repeat

2. Eat Spiders

3. Consume an entire bowl of throw up

4. Walk on hot coal

5. Go through a zombie apocalypse

6. Have a horse stomp my face

7. Be married to Susan Boyle

8. Spend a month in a cave with a deadly bear

10. Get my wisdom teeth out

11. Get stung by a bee

13. Be a crazy cat lady

15. Shave my legs with a machete

16. Get stuck in a room with my worst enemy

17. Eat dog food

18. Get bitten by a Snake

19. Never eat chocolate again

20. Never have WiFi

21. Use hot sauce as eye drops

22. Drink Bleach

23. Get spit on by Justin Bieber repeatedly

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No one best represents the struggle like our favorite 90s squad.

1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

2. When there is only one section of a popular course.

3. Receiving the 18,000 emails reminding you to register ASAP.

4. When you need to see an advisor, but they are too busy/unresponsive.

5. Trying not to dress like a bum for your appointments with your advisors/department heads.

6. When you have a perfectly planned out schedule, and one class ruins it.

7. Carefully moving things around to accommodate a different class/section.

8. Waking up at 6:00 a.m. for your enrollment time.

9. Concocting a new schedule at your enrollment time after your original plan gets changed.

10. Getting into a class and filling the last available seat.

11. When all of your classes finally go through.

12. Realizing that you forgot a class that was a pre-requisite for everything else.

When your capability of "adulting" is put to the test

Nobody deserves to be living in poverty.

"Nobody living in one of the most influential nations in the world should be worried about making ends meet."

What is the current minimum wage at the federal level?

What are the benefits of raising the minimum wage?

What are the states that have set a $15/hour minimum wage?

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Because who understands your bitterness better than April?

1. When you have to provide an "interesting fact" for your first day ice-breaker.

2. When your professor is babbling on and on in his lecture.

3. When you edit your friend's paper and they get an A.

4. When it's 2 AM and you remember you have a test tomorrow.

5. When you finish taking the test and you're pretty sure you failed...

6. ...but then you get the test back and somehow passed.

7. When you've been up for 12 hours straight writing a paper.

8. And then you manage to stay awake in class the next day.

9. When you have to butter up your professor for an extra credit opportunity.

10. When you're assigned a group project.

11. And your group-mates are trying to chat about life instead of the assignment.

12. When it's your last class of the day and you're about to go home.

13. But then you remember rent is due tonight and the anger comes back.

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