In case you didn't know, Villanova took down the University of Michigan's men's basketball team last Monday, and in doing so took the title of NCAA National Champions! Here are some things that the Wildcats taking home the championship is definitely better than.
1. UMichigan beating us and winning the ‘ship
2. Donte breaking his arm before the championship game and therefore leaving us to get eaten by the Wolverine
3. Jay Wright quitting as coach
4. Your alarm not going off for class
5. Your alarm not going off for class and missing your 8:30 exam
6. Forgetting your wildcard in your room when you go to the bathroom
7. Getting to class and realizing you left your laptop in your room
8. 8:30 class on the fourth floor of Tolentine
9. Going to workout and walking all the way to Davis just to find out it’s not open yet
10. Having to walk to west campus for any reason
11. When there are no more bagels left at Holy Grounds
12. When you want coffee before class but the line at Holy Grounds is too long and you don’t have enough time so you have to bail
13. Forgetting to put your laundry in the dryer and going into the laundry room to discover that someone left your wet laundry on top of the washer
14. When your professor e-mails you hours before class to remind you of an assignment that you have due that you have no idea was a thing
15. Waking up and realizing that your phone wasn’t charging all night
16. Falling asleep with your makeup on
17. Those random days in spring where mother nature decides to bless us with snow
18. Telling yourself you were gonna study all day on a Saturday but then actually waking up at 2 pm instead
19. Pulling an all-nighter for an exam
20. When you can’t fall asleep so you just lie in bed with your eyes closed all night pretending to sleep
21. Discovering a hole in your favorite pair of leggings
22. Getting a bloody nose in the middle of class
23. Anything
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
