We've all been there, and by there, I mean freshman year. The things we say are often inaccurate and slightly sad. It's a harsh reality, but it's fine. We're all fine.
1. “When do we pick football packages?”
2. “I can totally do an 8 AM.”
3. “I can't wait to do rush, it’s going to be so fun!!”
4. “Where is North Lawn?”
5. “I’m totally going to make it as a Bio major.”
6. “I’m living in Tut so I can get the real college experience."
7. “What’s the difference between dining dollars and Bama cash?”
8. “Does anyone have a fake ID I can borrow? I wanna go to Rounders.”
9. “Do you take Dining dollars? No. What about Bama cash?”
10. “What’s going on at the frats tonight?”
11. *calls big sobbing* “Can you pick me up from Sigma Chi?”
12. “Can you pick me up from pres?”
13. “Do you think my fake will work?”
14. “I walked in on my roommate last night”
15. * Calls mom sobbing * “Mom I can’t do this, my roommate brought her date back to the dorm and he’s puking in our bathroom and this morning there was a ball of hair on the shower floor. I wanna go home.”
16. “I heard Sig Ep is having a band party, let's go!”
17. “What’s for fried Fridays?”
18. “Let’s go to B-phils.”
19. “I think I have mono and strep.”
20. “Oh, god, Chad from Theta Chi is in my lab.”
21. “Are we pregaming in Pres or Ridgecrest?”
22. “348 Ride is here, let's go!”
