Yup, Spring Break is here. I am half excited beyond belief and half scared for my life. For college students, Spring Break is the wildest vacation of our lives. These crazy diets have to be worth it for this break. I haven't eaten carbs in two weeks and I am on the verge of a mental breakdown. From PV to the Bahamas, there will be an unhealthy amount alcohol consumption to replace all the calories we've been burning off at the gym.

Ugh, memories to last college students a lifetime, right? WRONG. These kids usually can't even remember their trips, but I guess that's how you know it was a good time. You'll be able to take a look at your wild photos when you go back to school and say, "When did this even happen?" Whether you are taking a cruise or spending an unsettling amount of money to visit your friends abroad, Spring Break is an experience that everyone should have.

So catch us at Senor Frogs or trying to make it on the "I'm Schmacked" spring break video because here are the top 23 things college students say prior to the best week of their lives!

1. "How do I lose 15 pounds, by Friday?"

Water, Gym, Lettuce. #moto

2. "Is there wifi on the cruise?"

Say goodbye to social media for the week!

3. "We have the same break as Michigan, right?"

I'm tired of the boys at my school, time to meet some new guys.

4."Oh my god, Brian is gong to be on our trip... abort mission!"

If you run into your ex, you probably won't remember it so don't worry.

5. "Wait how far away are we from Fat Tuesdays?"

Need a frozen margarita in a ridiculously large cup.

6. "Will you go to the gym with me every day before spring break?"

Get in that last minute cardio, you'll need it with all the food and alcohol about to enter your system.

7. "How do I sneak these two handles on the plane?"

I am so going to finness JetBlue right now.

8. "Do you have a packing list?"

What do I even bring, let me know?

9. "We better not remember this trip!"

Don't worry, you won't.

10. "Where is this cruise going anyway?"

Just take me somewhere sunny and tropical.

11. "How many people can be part of the drink package?"

Good Question!

12. "How many hours is the flight?"

Better download some good movies for the flight now.

13. "Is it normal to pack 15 outfits..I need options."

Yes, totally normal.

14. "I have no clothes at all.

Mom, take me shopping immediately!

15. "I am so broke right now."

I am going to be living off my my friends scrap food.

16. "Where is my passport?"

It has to be somewhere under the huge mess in my room!

17. "Which frats are even going?"

I home Sigma Apple Pie is coming!!!

18. "What if I get lost and can't find the ship?"

Find my Friends is a solid app.

19. "There's no legal drinking age in Barcelona right?"

I heard that somewhere.

20. "Wait all the food is free?"

My empty wallet will love this!

21. "What if we don't get our deposit back?"

Start apologizing to your parents now.

22. "How much alcohol can we consume without dying?"

Google it, please.

23. "I hope we have the best time!"

Oh, that won't be a problem!