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23 Signs You Might Actually Be Perfect

The little victories that remind you you're #flawless.

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23 Signs You Might Actually Be Perfect

We all have those occasional mornings when we wake up feeling #Flawless. For the days when your confidence is through the roof... and the days when you feel like a homeless sloth: Here are the reasons to remember that you might actually be perfect.

1. You painted your nails without getting (practically) any excess polish on your skin. Who just saved $30 on a manicure? YOU DID.

2. You drank a whole bottle of wine and didn’t drunk-text your ex. You are the master of self control.

3. You wrote a paper TWO days before it was due… you even had time to edit it. What is procrastinating?

4. You met a new person and didn’t immediately forget their name. Totally a social butterfly.

5. You made a recipe from Pinterest and it actually looked AND tasted good. Who are you, Martha Stewart?

6. You said “no” to dessert that one time. Health nut!

7. You woke up 15 minutes early so you had time to get coffee and a bagel before class. You’ve SO got your life together.

8. Someone told you your eyebrows were on fleek. The world must now bow down.

9. You spent less than $20 at Target. Your self control is on another level.

10. You shaved your legs without even knowing it would be warm enough for shorts the next day. You are always prepared in your beauty regime.

11. You only watched 2 episodes of your favorite show before bed and got a full 8 hours. You are SO going to thank yourself tomorrow!

12. You found a Youtube video that was hilarious and ALL your friends laughed. Your taste in funny videos is impeccable.

13. You looked good in a tagged photo on Facebook. Ain’t nobody gonna find your bad side.

14. You correctly answered a question when called upon in class and you weren’t even paying attention. Not everyone can be a genius.

15. You didn’t have time to put on makeup but got complimented anyways. Natural beauty.

16. You woke up early to work out and actually did it. Your commitment to fitness goals is off the charts.

17. You made your own doctor’s appointment and didn’t even freak out while you were there.

18. You had the perfect comeback to some ignorant person on Facebook and everyone liked your comment. Basically, you should write speeches for the president.

19. Someone younger than you told you they want to be like you when they grow up. Role model city.

20. You didn’t regret your Saturday night. You are a bounty of good life choices.

21. He texted you first. Because you are one HOT commodity.

22. Someone told you that you look like a Disney princess… Because you ARE a Disney princess.

23. Your Odyssey article got more than 1,000 shares. You’ve gone viral!

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