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23 Thoughts Every Girl Has In The Shower That She'll 100 Percent Take To The Grave

I can go another day without shaving... right?

Megan Carmen
Oct 06, 2019
Bowling Green State University
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23 Thoughts Every Girl Has In The Shower That She'll 100 Percent Take To The Grave
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We've all been there. Those shower thoughts. They creep in and come from the weirdest, funniest corners of the mind. Every girl has the daily shower thoughts that cycle through every hair washing session, so here's a list of things you'll relate to if you are a girl who showers. (If you are a girl who doesn't shower, maybe you should sort that out, seriously please shower!)

1. I should shave.

2. If I cut my hair I wouldn't have to use so much shampoo.

3. This water is NOT hot enough.

4. Post Malone? Amazing. 

5. I don't want to shave.

6. Why do I shed so much?

7. People with good eyesight can just... see in the shower.

8. I can’t believe I said that stupid thing earlier. 

9. I should clean that hair out of the drain.

10. Okay, I’m shaving now.

11. Is that how my boobs have always looked?

12. I hope nobody can hear my singing.

13. Are my toes too small?

14. I have a great butt.

15. I should drink more water.

16. Dude how many other people in the world are showering right at this moment?

17. Never mind, I hate my butt.

18. I HATE SHAVING. 

19. I need some new music to listen to.

20. Wait... did I shave my left leg or my right leg?

21. What are blimps?

22. I wonder how many showers I've taken in my life. 

23. God, I'm SO glad I'm done shaving. 

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