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23 Shower Thoughts

Because why wouldn't you think about these things in the shower?

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Some of us may deny it, but chances are, every single one of us has some pretty deep thoughts while showering. Something about the peaceful setting of a shower makes our minds go to some pretty odd places, causing us to realize strange phenomena about common, everyday things. These are often referred to as "shower thoughts", and are typically random ideas or epiphanies about the world that can be pretty mind-blowing. Here are just some shower thoughts that may make you take a step back and really think.

1. Your right elbow has never (and probably never will) touch your right hand.

2. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.

3. Reading is just staring at a piece of a tree and mildly hallucinating.

4. Every book you've ever read is just a different combination of the same 26 letters. Fifty Shades of Gray and the Bible, for example.

5. There's no reason for the alphabet to be in the order it's in.

6. There will be a time when nobody living on this Earth has ever met you.

7. Because the word "indescribable" exists, there isn't anything that can't be described.

8. If you tap your phone screen in a certain pattern, someone will show up at your door with a pizza.

9. The Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme never mentions that he's an egg.

10. A first date is basically a job interview for the position of your boyfriend/girlfriend.

11. When you're trying to fall asleep, you're pretending you're asleep.

12. You will never actually see your own face, only pictures and reflections.

13. You will never see yourself walk from behind.

14. Trees needed to be cut down so copies of The Lorax could be printed.

15. If you haven't met them yet, your future spouse is currently creating the memories that you will hear about when you meet them.

16. Bullets are the only things that do their job only after they've been fired.

17. The chance that Cinderella's glass slippers didn't fit anyone else in the town is highly unlikely, unless she has abnormally small feet.

18. The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

19. Many adults can type on a QWERTY keyboard without looking, but almost nobody could draw the keyboard from memory.

20. At one point, there was someone who was the first person to milk a cow. What made them think, "I should drink this"?

21. Before the invention of the telephone, asking "Where are you?" was very uncommon.

22. Sleeping in is considered to be lazy, but going to bed early is considered being responsible.

23. Every decision you've made, even the smallest ones, has led you to where you are now, in the job/school you're in, and friends with the people you're friends with. Theoretically, if you had turned down a different street a few years ago, your life could be completely different than it is now.

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