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23 Quotes That Are Inspirational, Strange, And Downright Funny

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23 Quotes That Are Inspirational, Strange, And Downright Funny
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Feelin' under the weather? Need a little inspirational sayings to get you going? How about a few strange ones to get your brow to raise? Or some funny ones that'll get you chuckling? Well here are 23 quotes that'll do just that...

1. A person who never made a mistake never tried something new.
-Albert Einstein

2. If you can’t feed a hundred people feed just one.
-Mother Teresa

3. Disneyland is the biggest people trap ever built by a mouse.
-Unknown

4. God, give me the serenity to accept the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
-Reinhold Niebuhr

5. Self-Respect is the root of all discipline
-Abraham Haschel

6. A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
-Wayne Gretzky

7. Being defeated is often a temporary condition, giving up is what makes it permanent.
-Marilyn Vos Savant

8. It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.
-Babe Ruth

9. You can never plan the future by the past.
-Edmund Burke

10. Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many artists' careers.
-E.A Bucchianeri

11. Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying , cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.
-Werner Herzog

12. Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-William Hazlitt

13. Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live.
-Charles Bukowski

14. I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain.
-Jessica Beil

15. Save the Earth - It's the only planet with chocolate.
-Unknown

16. Time's fun when you're having flies.
-Kermit the Frog

17. I need to start keeping a list of all the strange and embarrassing things my friends say.
-Unkonwn

18. If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t f**k ‘em!
-John Waters

19. My job is to get the devil himself out of trouble if need be.
-A Lawyer

20. How do you kill the demon inside you without killing yourself?
-Unknown

21. Hello. I am a quote.
-A Quote

22. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
-C.S. Lewis

23. Carpe Diem, quam minimum credua postero. Translation: Seize the day, put very little trust in tomorrow (the future).
-Roman Poet, Horace

...But remember, no matter how much you hate chickens or how badly you want to split open the skull of a squirrel, know that you are your own person. So go forth and live life by your own quote!


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