Let’s face it – we’re legally adults now. We need to up the ante on our flirting game; “Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see!” will not cut it. Those days are gone, and we can now move on to flirting in the corporate world. Whether you’re single or in a relationship, these pickup lines are sure to elicit some smiles.
- I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number.
- Performance evaluations are my favorite day of the year.
- Do you have the Wi-Fi password — because I’m feeling this connection.
- If you were Microsoft Office, I would totally Access you.
- Are you from accounting? Because I was ac-counting on seeing you later.
- Please, baby, let me withhold you.
- Baby, you’re not an option, you’re a future!
- Do you like to roleplay? I'll be the banking industry and you can play the American people.
- Is your credit score bad? Because you look like a 10 to me!
- Would you want to grab a drink with me sometime? I may not be a bank, but I need liquidity too.
- Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.
- You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.
- We should totally merge to avoid your acquisition by a third party.
- I heard word of mouth is good for marketing, want to try mouth to mouth?
- Don’t worry about paying for dinner, you’re already a return on my investment.
- There would be some real synergy if we merged.
- You make my software turn into hardware!
- Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
- Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.
- My servers never go down... but I do!
- Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.
These made me laugh, but disclaimer: some of them will probably get you slapped. Use them at your own discretion, and have a wonderful Valentine’s Day.
