With CFB (college football) coming up soon, here are 23 things that you'll likely hear or have heard inside the sacred grounds that are college football stadiums all across the United States of America.
1. "I literally can't see anything."
2. "Someone just threw up next to me."
3. "Hey man will you smoke your cig in front of us so we don't smell that girls throw up?"
4. "Her ass is hanging out of her romper/dress/skirt."
5. "What's the score?"
6. "Can we get food?"
7. "I need water ASAP."
8. "I think I'm going to die of heatstroke."
9. "My sticky boobs are falling off."
10. "RUN THE DAMN BALL."
11. Friend: "Becky is soooo drunk!"
Becky: "I'm not even drunk!"
*moments later*
Becky: "Oh, my gaaawwd, I aM sOooO dRunK."
12. "Play for 4, stay for 4."
13. "What's going on after the game?"
14. "OMG my roommate's best friend used to talk to *whatever player was just mentioned*."
15. "I lost my button again..."
16. "Can this bottle of Jack fit in my boobs?"
17. "Pass me the flask."
18. "I'm never wearing heels again."
19. "Is my purse small enough to get in?"
20. "I have to pee, someone, come with me."
21. Random guy: "Becky from *insert sorority here* wants me to come over after the game."
22. "You know how much money we'd make if we sold beer here."
23. "Saturday is for the boys."
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