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23 Cheesy Pic Up Lines

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23 Cheesy Pic Up Lines
Kevin Halloran

It’s that time of year again! Everywhere I look I see paper hearts, silly cards, and cute commercials about the Valentine's season. I’ve always loved giving pretty cards to my friends and picking out flowers for my mom. However Valentine’s Day is also full of cheesy pick up lines. In my family, we love to make fun of the cheesiest pick up lines that we can find.

I’ve made a list of my top 23 pick up lines that are the silliest, cheesiest, and cleverest. Enjoy this season of the year and remember to have a good laugh today!

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


2. A boy gives a girl 12 roses: 11 real, one fake and he says to her, "I will stop loving you when all the roses die."


3. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.


4. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.


5. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.


6. Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?


7. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.


8. Your eyes are like a sunset - they’re beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.


9. What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.


10. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?


11. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.


12. If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.


13. Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


14. You are so sweet you could put Hershey's out of business.


15. You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!


16. Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.


17. You know what material this is? (Grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.


18. Want to get some coffee? Because I like you a latte.


19. I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.


20. I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.


21. I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.


22. I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.


23. Are you a crayon? Because you bring color to my life.


Have a great week everyone!

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