Salem Saberhagen was basically the star of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. He was sassy, always up for food and world domination, and he was very loyal to Sabrina. Salem's lines were probably some of the best out there, and here are a few times Salem truly understood the college life.

1. When you aren't a fan of your friend's boo.

2. When you go overboard at dorm brunch.

3. When you go to class after a night out.

4. When it's your first time home since going away to school.

5. When you binge eat during finals season.

6. When you enter a frat party or walk past the bars at 2 a.m.

7. What you think when someone won't stop raising their hand in lecture.

8. When you have to still fulfill your foreign language requirement.

9. When you have to take a math course.

10. When you leave the library and see other people are still studying.

11. When you tell yourself it's okay that you eat take-out four times a week.

12. When you make a fancy dinner.

13. When you wake up for an 8 a.m.

14. When you see girls in crop tops and no coats or guys wearing shorts in the winter.

15. After looking in the mirror when you do your hair and makeup.

16. When you have more than one essay or test in a week.

17. When you look in the mirror while out.

18. When you go to a theme party.

19. When you talk to the gender you're attracted to.

20. When a guy stops talking to you and then texts you again months later.

21. When you need to get a haircut.

22. When you realize college isn't forever.