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22 Thoughts Everyone Has While Watching 'The Bachelor'

Is it Monday yet?

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22 Thoughts Everyone Has While Watching 'The Bachelor'

ABC's "The Bachelor" has been the go to guilty pleasure for 20 seasons now, and it's not hard to see why. The show is more drama and comedy than reality.

1. How would I do on the Bachelor?

2. I definitely don't think I would cry this hard over a guy after three weeks.

3. Who is paying for all these super expensive dates?

4. It must suck if you spend so much time on your hair and then having to sit in an open convertible on your first date.

5. This must be so awkward for his parents to watch.

6. Would his family even watch?

7. You're 21, isn't that a little young to marry a stranger?

8. These challenges are kinda uncomfortable.

9. Do these girls have to bring all these cocktail dresses?

10. How can you even afford all those different outfits?

11. Some of these girls are wackos.

12. Yes, drama.

13. You knew he'd be with other girls, why are you so upset about this now?

14. I could totally win on "The Bachelor."

15. Haha, just kidding, these girls look like models, I would stand no chance.

16. Honestly though, I'd be on "The Bachelor" just to meet all the cool celebrity guests.

17. Worst case scenario, I live in a nice mansion for a couple weeks.

18. Best case scenario: Marry a hunk.

19. Man, the girls love to pull the guilt card on this guy.

20. Oh, she's totally getting sent home.

21. Dammit it was the other girl. I actually really liked her.

22. Ugh, can we fast forward to next Monday?


This show is unreal.

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