Ahhhhhhh, syllabus week, probably the most relaxed week of the semester for college students. So we might as well enjoy it!
1. Professor: "Was everyone able to get the books required for this course?"
Excuse me. It is the first day of class. Please cut me and the mailman some slack.
2. Professor: "You can only get this book at the bookstore."
Hahaha! We will see about that sir. I bet Chegg will have my back.
3. Professor: "Please have this assignment done by next class."
Watch yourself, Professor, it's still the add/drop period.
4. *Looking over syllabus*
Wow, that's a lot of assignments. And we're already going off syllabus. Great.
5. We can make up quizzes??? YES.
6. Tests are only worth how much?
Thank you, God.
7. TESTS ARE WORTH HOW MUCH??
Help me.
8. I wonder how much textbook sellers make...
Maybe I should write textbooks for a living after college. They obviously make a killing.
9. It's the third day of classes and I'm already looking like a hot mess.
10. How have I already been late to class?
Curse these 8 a.m. classes!
11. Wow, it's only been a week and I already know which classes I need to give the most attention to.
Bless professors and their very different teaching styles.
12. When is spring break again?
13. Please tell me I know someone in this class.
Phew. Thank you, Major friends.
14. Dude, did you not see me sit there last class?
That is now my seat for the next three months. Move.
15. *Creates group chat with classmates*
Thank god we all have each other for support in this class. We are going to need it.
16. How is my planner already filled? Ugh.
17. We have three days off this semester already for this class? WOOHOO.
Thank you for important, busy professors.
