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22 Thoughts You've Had While Buying Makeup

I always knew that I didn't have self-control.

Mary Kate Kelly

Mar 21, 2016

University of New Haven

22 Thoughts You've Had While Buying Makeup

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You know what they say: "Don't go grocery shopping when you're hungry because then you'll buy more food than you planned." Well, unfortunately, there isn't a rule like that when it comes to makeup. Whether you have no makeup on or went full glam squad, there's nothing that can stop you when you shop for makeup. Here are some thoughts you probably had going through your mind when you shop for makeup.

1. "I think I'm only going to browse today..."

2. "I mean, it's not like I need anything right now..."

3. "Oh man, I forgot that palette was coming out... nope — I'm not going to do it."

4. "Do I need a refill on anything? I might... But I shouldn't..."

5. "Maybe I should refill my liquid liner just in case... You never know when you're going to run out!"

6. "Oh man, that worker's going to come over and ask me if I need any help..."

7. "There are a lot of things in my life I need help with, but I'm not going to open that door right now."

8. "How many brushes is too many brushes? I mean I only ever use the same ones anyways..."

9. "...But this one gives me an airbrushed look. I work hard on my makeup I deserve to look computer generated."

10. "Oh no, this palette has mattes AND shimmers... It's like killing two birds with one gorgeous stone..."

11. "Oh my god that mascara makes your eyelashes so long that they look like false lashes!"

12. "...Oh, those are false lashes..."

13. "Another worker is coming over like I get you guys work on commission but can I please be left to fight my inner demons alone?"

14. "This lipstick is so red it resembles the blood of my enemies... I don't think I've ever needed something more."

15. "Okay, I have to stop. I should just give up while I'm ahead."

16. "...Ugh but that highlighter is so shimmery it could make my face shine as brightly as my personality..."

17. "Ha, who am I kidding my personality doesn't shine nearly as brightly as this... Whatever I'm still going to buy it."

18. "Okay, I am ready to check out. After I grab this lip liner real quick."

19. "Yes, I did find everything okay, thank you! I always find everything okay when I lose all of my self-control."

20. "Wow, my bank account and I were both very unprepared for this trip."

21. "Well, I should be all set for a while now!"

22. "...Huh, that new palette comes out in a couple weeks. I guess that means I'll come back in a couple weeks."

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I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

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8. "The whole philanthropy thing isn't real, right?"

7. "I don't need to buy my friends."

6. "Oh, so I'll bet you love to drink."

5. "Can you tell me some of your secrets?"

4. "What do you do at your meetings?"

3. "Do you guys haze really badly?"

2. "Is it just like in the movies?"

1. "Sororities are so basic."

There are plenty of obstacles that come when taking care of kids, but it's a very rewarding experience.

1. You get excited when the parents purchase season passes to the pool.

2. You've become friends with the stay-at-home moms in town.

3. You get a chance to eat "kid foods" again.

4. You've traded in your cute purse for a large tote bag.

5. You have at least one car seat in your backseat.

6. Their nap time is your happy time.

7. Lunch time can be a disaster.

8. You have to play the same board games repeatedly.

9. You catch yourself using the same lines your parents once told you.

10. Your "mom-mode" kicks in at times.

11. Your heart melts a little when they do something cute.

You'll never find any souvenirs with your name on it

1. You know you are up next when the teacher pauses while taking attendance

2. When “I’m going to do my very best to make sure I know all your names” is said, it may or may be an empty promise

3. “Wow! That sounds so cool! Where is your family from?”

4. You dread when people ask you to repeat your name over and over because it “sounds so cool when you say it”

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!