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22 Things You'll See During #Dartyszn 2017

'Tis the szn to pet a lot of dogs and break out the boat shoes.

Hayley Gulesian

Apr 06, 2017

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22 Things You'll See During #Dartyszn 2017

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Ahh, spring time on college campuses. People start running outside again, campus lawns will look like cliche college brochures with students studying outside, and most importantly:

Darty Season will commence.

In the midst of Spring Semester, can we just talk about the Darties? Here's what you can expect:

1. A lot of Hawaiian button-ups.

2. Rooftop selfies

3. Crop tops and converse

4. Hot dogs and pizza

5. Dad bods

6. The classic Vineyard Vines outfit/boat shoes combo

7. Barstool flag group pics

8. Mom jeans

9. Mimosas and Bud Lights for breakfast

10. American flag chubbies or tank tops.

11. Your instagram feed blown up by formal pictures.

12. Girls shotgunning for the first time.

"Can you take a video of me shotgunning?"

14. The guy who shotguns too many Nattys and only makes it to noon.

15. The couch outside pic

16. Expect to see a lot of dogs. (What a time to be alive guys)

17. The #Dartyszn caption

18. Barstool shirts

Here's the link for all of the must-have darty apparel

19. High waisted shirts and a flannel tied around the waist.

20. A go pro video of the EDM concert on campus

21. The classic pic in front of the American flag

22. Guys rocking every jersey they own on rotation.

Happy Darty season, everyone.

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22 Things You'll See During #Dartyszn 2017

'Tis the szn to pet a lot of dogs and break out the boat shoes.

1. A lot of Hawaiian button-ups.

2. Rooftop selfies

3. Crop tops and converse

4. Hot dogs and pizza

5. Dad bods

6. The classic Vineyard Vines outfit/boat shoes combo

7. Barstool flag group pics

8. Mom jeans

9. Mimosas and Bud Lights for breakfast

10. American flag chubbies or tank tops.

11. Your instagram feed blown up by formal pictures.

12. Girls shotgunning for the first time.

14. The guy who shotguns too many Nattys and only makes it to noon.

15. The couch outside pic

16. Expect to see a lot of dogs. (What a time to be alive guys)

17. The #Dartyszn caption

18. Barstool shirts

19. High waisted shirts and a flannel tied around the waist.

20. A go pro video of the EDM concert on campus

21. The classic pic in front of the American flag

22. Guys rocking every jersey they own on rotation.

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1. The Family Traditions

2. Enough food for an actual army

3. Never enough space

4. Always Loud & Never Boring

5. Parties. Parties. Parties.

6. Scheduling

7. Travelling

8. The family members you see once a year

9. DRAMA

10. The questions about life

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I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

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6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

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