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22 Things You Say If You Work With Kids

"Because I said so, that's why!"

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22 Things You Say If You Work With Kids
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Common summer jobs for college kids likely involve working with children. Whether you're a babysitter, a nanny, a camp counselor, a swim instructor, or work any other type of job that revolves around little munchkins, spending time with kiddos will cause you to catch yourself saying a few things over and over again. Here are 22 things you will have said if you worked with kids this summer.

1. "I can't wait to have kids."

2. "I don't know why! Just because!"

3. "You're not sick, you're just hungry."

4. "No, I am not married."

5. "What is up your nose?"

6. "Stop running!"

7. "Do not hit each other."

8. "Don't stand on the tables!"

9. "No, you can't have my phone password."

10. "No, we can't go look for Pokemon."

11. "No, you cannot have that energy drink."

12. "Give Joe his chips back."

13. "Please stop licking that!"

14. "I know it is hot, but you will survive."

15. "Why must you all scream at once?"

16. "It's pronounced graham cracker, not graham crapper."

17. "WHAT THE HEL-Heck."

18. "Don't make me call your mom."

19. "It's not snack time yet."

20. "Don't put that in your mouth!"

21. "Didn't I JUST feed you?"

22. "I am never having kids."

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