This week, we have our third presidential debate. While everyone has their own different political views, we can all agree that the debates are hard to watch. They have been laughable, but there are definitely moments of...unpleasantness on the stage. To give you a platform to base the amount of painfulness you're experiencing while watching the latest edition of Presidential Election: 2016, I have compiled a list for you of everything that is less torturous than watching America fall to pieces.
1. Walking across Legos without socks.
2. Getting stabbed.
3. Stubbing your toe on a table.
4. Dropping your phone on your face.
5. Itching your eyes after adding red pepper on a pizza.
6. Cutting onions.
7. Watching all of your friends get married.
8. Listening to someone stick their finger in a bowl of mac and cheese and swirling it around.
9. The word moist.
10. Hearing a kid scream in public.
11. Cutting your tongue on a lollipop and then eating freshly salted popcorn.
12. Falling down a mountain.
13. Ripping your tongue off a frozen lamppost.
14. Closing a car door on your hand.
15. Looking at your early Facebook photos.
16. Reading your early Facebook posts.
17. Going to a middle school orchestra concert.
18. Watching any middle school sport.
19. Being stuck in the back of a car with a fighting couple.
20. Listening to the sound of your own voice on a video.
21. Dousing a wound with hydrogen peroxide.
22. Watching this video.
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