There's a process to going out for the night. Especially for girls. I've come to find that it's not where you go, it's who you go with. Some of the best times I've had were all because of the company I surrounded myself with. A typical night out wouldn't nearly be as fun without your group of girls. Here are some of the stages you go through while going out for the night with your girlfriends.
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1. Do you wanna come over and get ready together? Because simply doing your hair and makeup by yourself isn't nearly as fun as doing it together. Plus, you need someone to tell you your outfit looks good, or bad.
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2. Can I borrow that one top you wore a few weeks ago?
3. Does this outfit look good? Can you see my ass? Am I showing too much skin? Is this see-through? Can I get away without wearing a bra? Do you have sticky boobs? Should I change? If you don't have sticky boobs then, I have to change my top which means I have to change my entire outfit. Should I wear these wedges even though I'm already tall?
4. Here's a mixed drink for while you get ready. Wow, thanks so much. First drink of the night to help me do my makeup and pick out an outfit. Sounds really smart.
5. Here's another mixed drink. You know, just in case.
6. Okay, I've finally decided I'm wearing this.
7. Shot? Okay, but just one.
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8. Does someone want to order an Uber?
9. Wow these mixed drinks are strong. You could totally be a bartender. Did you hear they broke up? Totally say it coming. I love that lipstick on you. Can I borrow it?
10. I love this song. *Starts dancing in living room* I hope they play this when we go out because this song is my shiz. Seriously.
11. Crap, the Uber is here, guys. But I'm not done with my drink! Okay chug it and let's go.
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12. Arriving to the bar. I have to pee already. Ugh. Hey will you come with me to the bathroom? Please? Wow this line is so long. *Makes friends with other girls in bathroom line* You look at yourself in the mirror. Okay wow, I'm still looking good. This lipstick is amazing.
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13. Grabs first drink. Okay cool finally. This doesn't taste as good as I thought but I'll smile and continue to mingle.
14. Okay, tipsy. Where the hell did my friends go?
15. Found them. Stopped drinking because my friends are continuing to. Always keep an eye on your friends. Having the motherly instinct is a good thing.
16. Where did she go? The one friend that disappears. They'll turn up.
17. Grabs a water. Random at the bar asks why your drinking water, then laughs. Shut up.
18. There she is! We found her! Telling your friend the guy she's been talking to isn't cute. Time to move on. Are you hungry? Where are the others? Let's leave soon.
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19. Do you want to get McDonalds? Yes a McDouble sounds ideal right now. I'm over the night.
20. Someone call an Uber. Hi Uber, can you take us through McDonalds? I'll buy you something. Thanks so much man. So where are you from? *Continues random conversation with Uber driver.*
21. Yes, finally home. Friends are home safe. I'm home safe. Rips off wedges and scrummages for sweatpants and a t-shirt. This burger is so good. *Looks at self in mirror.* Oh, wow. Why didn't anyone tell me? This lipstick actually sucks. I don't even care right now.
22. Goodnight. Finally in bed, with Netflix and fast food. Life is good.
