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22 Things Less Painful Than The 2016 Presidential Election

Can't wait to not have to see a single commercial, debate, meme, tweet and everything election related after Tuesday?

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22 Things Less Painful Than The 2016 Presidential Election
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This year thousands of young Americans, including myself, will vote for the first time in this year's 2016 Presidential Election, and this year thousands of Americans have come to look at the presidential race as a joke, rightfully so.

From the routine accusations and arguments about Hillary and the emails to the two to three ridiculous comments made by Trump, anything and everything in this election has turned into a viral icon on social media and none of us really know whether to laugh or cry in accepting the fact that we are accountable in voting in an election that more people are looking forward to vote just to get it over with rather than actually voting with a purpose.

Can't wait to not have to see a single commercial, debate, meme, tweet and everything election related after Tuesday? Here are 22 things less painful than this election:

1. Stepping on a Lego

2. Having to watch the full two minute advertisement before watching a video online

3. Hitting your side on a counter top corner

4. Getting a charley horse while driving

5. Only having 3G for hours

6. Being at the hospital and having a new nurse screw up putting in your IV 3-plus times

7. Getting a charley horse while sleeping

8. Being a Browns fan

9. Pouring Hydrogen Peroxide on an open wound

10. Hitting your funny bone

11. Listening to "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" by Tiny Tim (the "Insidious" theme song) on repeat

12. Putting in a piece of 5 winter mint gum and then drinking a cup of cold ice water

13. Watching the Warriors blow a 3-1 lead as a Golden State fan

14. Watching the Indians blow a 3-1 lead as a Cleveland fan

15. Wearing two left shoes that are also two sizes too small

16. Getting into a political argument with a die-hard Trump supporter

17. Getting into a political argument with a die-hard Hillary supporter

18. Getting a Charley Horse in general


19. Burning your knuckles on the roof of your toaster oven while checking to see if your food is done

20. Having to keep your pants buttoned while you have a food baby

21. Slamming your hand in a car door

22. Checking your bank account after a night out

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