Why was it such a huge deal to hear this when we were in middle school?

I'll never know the answer to that question, but what I DO know is how to respond to the people that STILL feel the need to announce to the world that women wear bras:

1. "Good, it was expensive."

2. "Why are you looking?"

3. "Cool."

4. "How does it look?"

5. "Do you like the color?"

6. "Oh no!!!! The world is going to end!!!!"

7. "I guess this is your lucky day."

8. "Oh sorry, I'll take it off."

9. "It's about time! I've been wearing this one for three days."

10. "Tell me why I care."

11. "Damn it, I didn't want anyone to know that I have boobs."

12. "Thank you."

13. "Why else would I be wearing it?"

14. "Would you rather see my nipples?"

15. "Oh, is it the first time you've seen one?"

16. "Should I put on a parka?"

17. "Wow...you're really observant."

18. "Good thing I actually put one on today."

19. "Hello to you, too."

20. "Are you surprised that I'm wearing one?"

21. "Congratulations."

22. "I can see your stupidity."

So, newsflash y'all, women wear bras! Get over it.