1. She knows how to raise a functioning adult.

2. She makes hard-hitting jokes.

3. She's not afraid to tell you like it is.

4. She's a bundle of joy.

5. She is as real as it gets.

6. She gives great life advice.

7. She's not perfect.

8. She'll defend her family to the death.

9. She's not afraid to push people's buttons.

10. She's reasonably sensitive.

11. She's always concerned.

12. Yet adorably naïve.

13. She cares for everyone.

14. She knows there's nothing better than a homemade gift.

15. She can handle a crisis.

16. She knows how to cheer you up.

17. She's only human.

18. She can turn any situation into a good one.

19. She takes deserved breaks from reality.

20. She makes sacrifices for her family.

21. She has good family values.

22. She's always down for a good time.