Birthright is a time when some people really find themselves and connect to their Jewish roots. For others, it's a great experience to meet people and create memories that will last a lifetime. Whichever person you are, Birthright is overall a great time. Here are somethings that can be heard among people participating on a Birthright trip:

1. I can't connect to the bus's WiFi.

2. How long is this bus ride?

Gotta know if you're going to get a good nap in or not.

3. Where are we going? x100

4. Chocolate milk in a bag is the best.

Shoko bsakit. Try it. It's delicious.

5.How many shekles to a dollar?

6. Gotta look your best for the Israeli soldiers.

7. I'm gonna shave 4 days before the Dead Sea. Or should it be longer?

8. Is the tap water ok to drink?

9. Falafel or shawarma today?

10. So which Israeli soldiers are single?

11. Can I get more hummus?

12. Do we have to squeegee the floor after we shower?

What some Kibbutzim are like if you don't squeegee the floor.

13. Who's number 2?

Count offs are rough...

14. Does anyone know where we are going right now?

15. To Israeli soldiers: how do you say your name again?

16. Do I look tan?

17. What's the wifi password on top of Masada?

18. Don't be alarmed when your vagina feels like it's being ripped out of your body at the Dead Sea.

19. Why are we trying to make a circle in a really small space?

20. Sleeping in on Birthright means waking up for breakfast at 9am on Shabbat

21. I'm tefillin grateful

22. So when is the reunion?