For many, writing an essay serves as an extremely long and emotional process, filled with an amalgamation of all kinds of life-changing thoughts. It’s a scary time. One in which a person is able to question his/her abilities, existence, and poor choices (oftentimes regarding excessive caffeine intake).Therefore, it is important and necessary that we take a moment to reminisce on all of the ridiculous thoughts we have all possessed along the way.
1. I probably should have gone to class.
2. I’m not even sure if I’m writing English right now.
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3. If I make my font size .5 bigger will anyone notice?
4. Wow. I'm actually a professional bullshitter.
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5.Wait hold on.. I have no clue what I’m writing.
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6. No thesaurus.com. “Whence” is not the same as “therefore.”
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7. Alright. Who can I pay to write this for me?
8. Is it still considered plagiarism if I cite the person I stole this essay from?
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9. Obviously they make us use "Times New Roman." It's the smallest f*cking font.
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10. If I fail this essay, it'll be alright. I have other talents.
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11. WHY ME?
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12. Maybe if I take a nap this will all just disappear.
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13. All those years of school and I still can't tell you what the hell MLA format is.
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14. At this rate, I'm going to grow white hairs before the caffeine hits me.
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15. I'm just gonna marry rich.
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16. Grammar is so unnecessary.
17. I think I’m just repeating myself at this point.
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18. Yes. Checking Instagram every five minutes does in fact enhance my writing capabilities.
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19. I did not ask to be brought into this world.
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20. 9-11 I am NOT okay.
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21. I need twelve pages and I'm at a solid six right now.
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21. Okay. I give up. This is as good as it's getting.
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