I went out at midnight on my 21st birthday and I did all the shots. And when I say all of them, I mean all of them. There was a lineup and I was not allowed to leave until they were all gone. All I have from that night are pictures and texts and they are pretty much nonsense. Enjoy.
1. "There's free popcorn here"
Early in the night. This makes sense. Shoutout to bars with free food.
2. "They got me a crown that lights up. It's seagulls."
My light up crown and me!
Morgan Shaffer
I'm pretty sure "seagulls" is supposed to be "awful," but honestly, who knows?
3. "Help I'm drunk"
This was after drinking one shot.
4. "In•?+{ you !!!"Â
Not sure.
5. "They are playing that song yuike"
No, I don't remember what song it was.
6. "Anthony got me tota"
Tots. Also, thanks @anthony
7. "I'm going how Ben use hmm tired ansnmy contacts"
Seriously, no idea.
8. "I want to makeSnow angel in the sand"
Ok then.
9. "khheheafnai are nt i cute"
Yes, so cute.
10. "yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!@?msksn"
Something had to have been exciting.
11. "Holy ducky I'm drunk"
Nice.
12. "tatbilb haha lol"
I think I was coming up with an acronym.
13. "come get me"
And by there, I mean home. Take me home.
14. "Tots"
BIG mood.
15. "antdon says hi"
I think that was "Anthony says hi," but your guess is as good as mine.
16. "Hah"
Laughing at someone? Something? Not sure.
All of these texts I blame on my best friend Kayla, who kept the shots coming. And the first text I sent the next morning? "I'm going to kill Kayla."
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