It's exactly what it sounds like, folks. I've compiled a list of things I would rather do than vote for Donald Trump, or "Don T" for short ("don't," get it? ). That being said, this is in no way an endorsement for Hillary Clinton (as discussed in number 21). In fact, keep your eyes peeled for Part II "50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Hillary Clinton."
1. Watch this video of Donald Trump saying China.
(P.S. For added effect change the speed. You're welcome.)
2. Take a ride with Trump Airlines...if only they were still in business.
3. Eat a lemon.
4. Give myself a paper cut.
5. Read some of Donald Trump's sexist tweets.
6. Or if I'm more in the mood for some racism...
7. Put lemon juice on my paper cut.
8. Play TRUMP: The Game.
9. Stub my pinky toe.
....twice
10. Try a Trump Steak.
11. Listen to someone eat cereal for 3.2 hours.
12. Attend Trump University.
13. Organize my closet.
14. Play this game.
Found here: http://trumpdonald.org/.
15. Have a hangnail.
16. Read Trump Magazine.
17. Be eteranlly cursed with single socks that have no mates.
18. Race in the Tour de Rump.
Nope, not a typo. The Tour de Rump was a satirical reaction to the very short-lived Tour de Trump because even in the '80's people were fed up with Trump's Trumpness.
19. Never again own a table that is not wobbly.
20. Drink "Trump Ice" to stay hydrated.
21. Not vote.
A completely moral and legitimate option if you feel that all candidates are someone you'd not like to see in office. Because voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.
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