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21 Thoughts You Have When You're Hungover

Why did I drink last night?

Julie Anne McMahon

Jan 25, 2016

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21 Thoughts You Have When You're Hungover

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Starting your day off with a hangover is not how anyone wants to begin their day. Yet, we continue to go out every weekend without a second thought. I guess we all can agree that that drinking has its pros and cons. These thoughts while you're hungover make you despise drinking.

1. I am NEVER drinking again.

2. Blue Powerade saves lives.

3. Shoot...how much money did I spend? checks bank account

4. Why is my Snapchat story so long?

5. How on earth am I going to make it to class?

6. Water, Water, Water

7. Can someone take me to McDonald's?

8. My head is pounding. Where is my Advil?

9. Please stop shouting.

10. NOOO, why did I text him/her?

11. Where did these bruises come from?

12. I need to get my life together.

13. How did I get home last night?

14. I won't be going out for a while.

15. I should shower.

16. I need someone to help me piece my night together.

17. Everything is spinning.

18. I need to sweat out this poison in my body.

19. What did I even consume last night?

20. Gets text "Who's going out tonight?"

21. I think I'm back to my normal self and ready to go out.

The unlearned lesson of going out and in return being hungover just becomes a continuous cycle in our lives. But hey, you only live once.

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