No matter what the polls project throughout the day, these will be the thoughts going through my head. But no matter the outcome, I'll keep cool, calm and collected.*

1. Oh, it's going to be a great day.

2. No matter the outcome, it will still be fine.

3. Spilling coffee on my dress isn't foreshadowing what's going to happen...right? RIGHT?!!?

4. Remember when Paris Hilton & P. Diddy did that Rock the Vote thing?

5. Or was he Puff Daddy then?

6. Do I really need to go to class if our world might end tomorrow?

7. I'm sure she'll come out on top. No one would really vote for Trump...right?

8. RIGHT?!!!?

9. Oh, good. Clinton is ahead in the polls.

10. My grandma just made a pro-Trump status...

11. America is going to be fine.

12. NOW TRUMP IS AHEAD.

13. That's it. This is the last day on Earth.

14. Is that Justin Trudeau in Canada single? Or at least accepting "help me get out of a Trump presidency applications"?

15. Wait now Hillary is ahead....

16. I really miss Bernie. He would have won.

17. I would even take Larry David impersonating as Bernie.

18. How much wine can one 25 year old handle?

19. I wonder if other states will legalize weed so I...I mean, so people...have other options besides Colorado.

20. TrumpHILLARYCLINTONdonnieT

21. I literally cannot and never will.

*I'm kidding. If Trump wins I will sob uncontrollably. I will weep into my mother's bosom. I will take my cats and run so very far away.