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21 Things Your Best Friend's Breakup Will Make You Say

Just let me text him back.

Courtney Rae Johnson

Aug 29, 2017

Georgia Southern University

21 Things Your Best Friend's Breakup Will Make You Say

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Going through a break-up is tough, BUT when your best friend is the one going through it - it's even worse. Our best friends are, without a doubt, the sisters we never had... and when someone hurts them, it's safe to say that it's about to go DOWN. Seeing someone you care about hurting can make you crazy - but, more importantly, it will make you say some pretty crazy things, along with some very honest ones.

1. You are way too good for him.

2. He. Is. Stupid.

3. There isn't anything wrong with you.

4. Let me text him back. No, I won't be mean.

5. I'm going to get you some ice cream.

6. Don't you dare apologize to him.

7. I hate him, too.

8. It's okay, we can watch "John Tucker Must Die".

9. Everything is going to be okay.

10. I don't care what you did. What he did was worse.

11. Get yourself together.

12. Let's watch Madea.

13. Stop trying to call him.

14. No, honey, you don't need him.

15. Boys are scum.

16. Let's go egg his car.

17. I'll punch him.

18. Time for the wine.

19. I'm so sorry, hon.

20. No, that would land us in jail.

21. No matter what, I'm gonna be here.

Breakups are the toughest of times, I guess it's a good thing we all have that one friend that we just can't seem to get rid of!

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Just let me text him back.

1. You are way too good for him.

2. He. Is. Stupid.

3. There isn't anything wrong with you.

4. Let me text him back. No, I won't be mean.

5. I'm going to get you some ice cream.

6. Don't you dare apologize to him.

7. I hate him, too.

8. It's okay, we can watch "John Tucker Must Die".

9. Everything is going to be okay.

10. I don't care what you did. What he did was worse.

11. Get yourself together.

12. Let's watch Madea.

13. Stop trying to call him.

14. No, honey, you don't need him.

15. Boys are scum.

16. Let's go egg his car.

17. I'll punch him.

18. Time for the wine.

19. I'm so sorry, hon.

20. No, that would land us in jail.

21. No matter what, I'm gonna be here.

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Here are just a few of those things.

It sucks, but you’ll make it through

1. Please just be seasonal allergies

2. I must not have gotten enough sleep last night

3. I’ll just take a little nap

4. Oh no, I have so much due tomorrow!

5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

7. Ugh no, I can’t actually be sick

8. Alright, I’ll take some medicine and I’ll be fine

9. This is the worst day of my life

10. Mom?

11. She was right (like always)

12. Too bad you're busy and can’t take the day off tomorrow

13. You think about taking the day off, but realize you have like three tests

14. You think you're actually going to be sick forever

15. Finally, you're better!

Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

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1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

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