We all start the same way, we're trying on some new clothes or hanging out with friends when you look down and woah! Hey, muffin top, when did you get here? Alright, game time. Gotta get in shape, got to get that summer/winter/fall body. If Khloe Kardashian can become fitness goals than so can I. Revenge body, here I come!
1. Pinterest. That's where I can plan out my new body. It has everything, workouts, yoga, inspiration, and healthy meals. Perfect, I'll just spend a couple hours on my couch staring at my computer and get everything I need.
2. If I pay for a membership to the gym then I'll totally go because I don't want to waste money.
3. If I buy new workout clothes that will definitely make me want to go to the gym more often. Cute clothes = great workout. Right?
4. Oh look, free tanning! 10 minutes isn't that long!
5. I worked out today, so I can definitely eat nuggets for dinner.
6. 7 a.m. is an unholy time to be awake. Much less be at the gym. Pinterest lied.
7. Maybe I'll try pre-workout. That would help me have more energy for my morning workouts.
8. $40 FOR A HALF FULL CONTAINER OF PRE-WORKOUT. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
9. I don't know what I am doing. Everyone knows I don't know what I'm doing. Treadmill it is.
10. Three workouts down. When are my abs coming in?
11. I am in so much pain.
12. Working out with a friend is so much better. We're gonna be swole-mates.
13. Those workout instagram models are crazy. When does my "workout high" come in? Can I order than on Amazon? Along with my abs?
14. I TOOK TOO MUCH PRE-WORKOUT. MY FACE IS BURNING.
15. Oh my gosh. Cute guy/girl. Act natural. This could be your future swole-mate.
16. I've worked out like seven times don't have a six pack yet.
17. If you don't Snapchat it... did you even workout?
18. I LOVE PRE-WORKOUT.
19. I didn't even know I had some of these muscles.
20. I am going to be so fit. New body, who dis?
21. Morning workouts never stop sucking.
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