As finals week approaches, get ready to say all of these to your parents:

1. Monday: "I'm actually feeling pretty confident about my tests this week."

2. "I just ACED that test!"

3. "Can I FaceTime with the dog?"

4. "My brain says study but my heart says Netflix."

5. "I will still totally pass the class if I get a D on the final."

6. "UHHHHHHHH."

7. "If I get a good grade on this test will you pay me?"

8. *watching Netflix* "Yeah I'm studying right now."

9. "Will you buy me a pizza for dinner?"

10. "I absolutely failed that test."

11. "YES MOM GPA DOES MATTER!!!"

12. "If I fail my classes will you still love me?"

13. "Can I come home yet?"

14. "I just want to watch Netflix."

15. "Can I just drop out?"

16. "I'm dropping out."

17. "Is it too late for me to become an exotic dancer?"

18. "How about a McDonald's fry cook?"

19. "I'm not opposed to living in your basement for the rest of my life."

20. "Or living under a bridge somewhere in a cardboard box."

21. Friday: "lol I'm giving up on life.