Politics. Recently, it is even more of a sore subject that it has been in the past. If you're anything like me (which I know a lot of you are) then words like election, president, and political party, mean absolutely nothing to you. Even though they should.
Yes, I am aware that it is my future. Yes, I am aware that I should care. However, I do not.
While everyone around you is talking about the upcoming election, about whether or not they are going to vote for Trump, Bernie, or Hilary, your brain is ANYWHERE else.
Here are some thoughts that may be running through your brain, while listening to people talk about the 2016 election.
1. I wonder what I'm going to have for dinner tonight?
2. Trump wants to build a wall?! How is that possible? Wouldn't that take like the entire time he is in office to build?
3. I should probably clean my room.
4. Yes! Grey's Anatomy is on tonight! I gotta remember to DVR it.
5. Wait, is Bernie actually dying or is he just old?
6. I'm never going to be able to keep up with this political jargon.
7. I wish I cared more. Why don't I care more?
8. I mean this kinda stuff doesn't affect me directly, does it?
9. I'll be dead before another World War happens anyway.
10. Wow. Some people really care about this crap. I wish I was like them.
11. Why is Chicago deep-dish pizza even considered real pizza?
12.Ted Cruz really might be the zodiac killer.
13. He might be Kevin from The Office too. They could be twins. It's weird.
14. Ugh, I need new shoes. I haven't looked down at my feet for this long in a really long time and I'm almost embarrassed.
15. Independent Party? I throw parties by myself all the time with a bottle of wine and endless Netflix.
16. INDEPENDENT PARTIES ALL DAY!
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18. I wonder who my cats would for? Cause that's who I'm going to vote for.
19. Hilary is a liar, but I might be a liar too if my husband had a Monica Lewinsky.
20. Oh, somebody's angry.
21. Wait, they're done talking about it! Yes!