1. "You have too much"
I think you mean "not enough"
2. "Those are the same color"
They most certainly are not
3. "You have how many foundations?"
But they're different shades, finishes, brands...you just don't get it
4. "You don't need another eyeshadow palette"
5. "All lipsticks are the same"
6. "You look better without it!"
Thanks for letting me know!
7. "That's not natural"
8. "Aren't you ready yet?"
9. "Must not look that good if it takes you that long"
10. "Your brows look fake"
11. "How much did that cost?"
Don't worry about it.
12. "We're not stopping at Ulta"
13. "Are you sick?"
(When you aren't wearing it)
14. "Isn't that a little much?"
15. "I thought we agreed on casual"
16. "You don't need that many brushes"
17. "You have five minutes to get ready"
18. "Why did you use glitter?"
There's nothing a little glitter can't fix
19. "Why can't you use your old makeup first"
20. "All that makeup means you're insecure"
21. "All you watch are makeup videos"
You gotta learn techniques somewhere