Key word is "might,"-- these resolutions are reaching for practicality, not what may actually happen…

1. I will not believe myself when I think that since I survived one semester this next one will be easier and therefore I do not need to work as hard.
2. I will read the books and articles given to me even in May when I don't want to.
3. I will go to the gym regularly.

   Or maybe go to the gym once depending on who you are…

4. I will go off campus and explore more of my new home.
5. I will learn to budget my money and not go crazy the first month back so that I don't have to solely eat at the Sub for two straight months.
6. I will not start a new season on Netflix the first week of school.
7. I will get involved in at least one new club at school.
8. I will go to office hours even when I don’t want to get out of bed.
9. I will remain my own Nap Captain, but remember I cannot become a Nap Dictator.
10. I will not join 13 Intramural Teams.
11. I will not social media stock people into the 2000s.
12. I will wash my sheets at least three times a semester…

    Please do this even more than three times for your mom

13. I will not throw up…
14. I will make and go to doctors alone and not put it off any longer.
15. I will call my parents more!!!
16. I will not Facebook stalk my ex or my crush.
17. I will find one new hobby.
18. I will do something that scares me.
19. I will take time for myself.
20. I will not go out every single weekend…
21. I will not not go out every weekend…
22. I will attempt to see the bright side of 2017 even if I tried that in 2016 and the world basically bitch slapped me and said nice try…

Remember there are 12 new chapters and 365 new chances.