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21 Reasons You Should NEVER EVER Go To Oklahoma

We have the worst sunsets.

Kayla Dunn
Jan 18, 2017
Oklahoma State
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21 Reasons You Should NEVER EVER Go To Oklahoma
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Oklahoma is simply the worst.... Here are some very convincing and entirely true reasons you should never go!

1. The landscape is so blah

2. Utterly disgusting

3. It's completely land-locked

4. There is nothing but podunk towns...

5. i.e. there is nothing to do

6. There is no history or culture

7. We hate sports

8. And we hate college rivalries

9. We have the worst sunsets

10. We hate hiking...

11. ... and there are no waterfalls to hike to

12. We really just hate hanging out in nature

13. We don't listen to music (so there are no concerts in Oklahoma at all)

14. No one from Oklahoma does anything big/cool/important...

15. ...No one at all (In all of history)

16. The weather is super boring

17. We don't know what fun means

18. There are no abandoned ghost towns to explore

19. It's so flat and drab

20. We are not nice

21. Once you're here, you'll probably stay

but that may not be such a bad thing...

And that's why we love the little flyover state that is Oklahoma!

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