Oklahoma is simply the worst.... Here are some very convincing and entirely true reasons you should never go!
1. The landscape is so blah
2. Utterly disgusting
3. It's completely land-locked
4. There is nothing but podunk towns...
5. i.e. there is nothing to do
6. There is no history or culture
7. We hate sports
8. And we hate college rivalries
9. We have the worst sunsets
10. We hate hiking...
11. ... and there are no waterfalls to hike to
12. We really just hate hanging out in nature
13. We don't listen to music (so there are no concerts in Oklahoma at all)
14. No one from Oklahoma does anything big/cool/important...
15. ...No one at all (In all of history)
16. The weather is super boring
17. We don't know what fun means
18. There are no abandoned ghost towns to explore
19. It's so flat and drab
20. We are not nice
21. Once you're here, you'll probably stay
but that may not be such a bad thing...
And that's why we love the little flyover state that is Oklahoma!