Co-written by Emma Prol and Madhurya Gajula

Disclaimer: This is of purely satirical purposing and you must be in a second-semester junior year mindset to appreciate the humor.

1. How prior years of school didn't really matter

2. How close you are to college and being an actual functioning adult

3. How much work you actually have

4. How much motivation you actually don't have

5. How much work you can accomplish in the amazing period known as "lunch "

6. How to literally BS every assignment

7. How much material you can cover in one day

8. How quickly 6 p.m. turns into 2 a.m. and you still haven't started your homework that's due at 8 a..m

9. How much sleep you want

10. And how much sleep you actually need

11. What time you need to wake up in the morning to maximize sleep

12. What time down to the millisecond you need to leave your house at so you aren't late to school

13. How all your teachers are out to get you

14. How your guidance counselor doesn't seem to offer much "guidance"

15. How often you have tests

16. "We have a test today???"

17. That "free-time" is a privilege that only underclassmen enjoy

18. How important it is to be president of EVERY club

19. How much of a social life you actually don't have

20. How much work you have on supposed "breaks"

21. Knowing that graduation is in only X days, according to your tracker app