- First of all, how dare you?
- Do you choose the Dunkin Ladies based on their brutal efficiency or put them through vigorous training to be that way?
- Just exactly how much crack cocaine is in a Daka cookie? Give me a ratio here.
- Is Laurie Leshin Illuminati?
- Furthermore, is her corgi a ploy to distract us from how dreadful our existence is?
- Is the corgi actually the one running the institution, and Laurie’s just their puppet?
- If I fling myself from one of the towers, how many 1010 students will calculate my velocity?
- On a scale of one to ten, how much are the programmer bros in the CS department overcompensating?
- Just out of curiosity, when am I gonna get my reach-around, considering you are continuously fucking me up the ass?
- When are you gonna give up the act we don’t have an alcohol problem?
- Do you group floors based on how big of a sarcastic asshole we are or how poor our decision-making skills are?
- Does Health Services not give STD tests themselves because they recognize how little the students are getting?
- Furthermore, is the reason our mascot the goat because most of the students are horny nerds?
- Are the IMGD majors aware the only joke bigger than them is the statement “The RAs care?”
- So is nobody going to tell Ken Stafford that he’s a meme?
- In the official WPI drinking game, is “take a shot every time FRC sounds like a cult” in there? Because if not it should be.
- How many quarts of my tears do my professors drink to stay hydrated?
- Do you know that the first thing they ask you at a WPI apartment party is “coke or rum and coke?”
- How many times a night do you have to tell yourself you’re better than WPI to sleep?
- Is the amount of floorcest relational to the amount of social graces the floor lacks?
- Can I go now?
Student LifeJan 23, 2017
21 Questions For WPI
Laurie Leshin still hasn't sent me a Cease and Desist, so I think this is okay.
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