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Killer Pick Up Lines

Never underestimate the power of words.

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Everyone knows that having a way with words is important when pursuing someone you are interested in. If you're preparing smooth icebreakers for when you make your move, look no further! Here are the greatest pickup lines of all time:

1. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

2. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

3. Are you a library book? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "I" and "U" together.

5. There's something wrong with my phone. Your number's not in it.

6. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

7. You know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.

8.You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.

9. On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?

10. Are you related to Yoda? Because Yodalicious.

11. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

12. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

13. Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

14. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're 1984.

15. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

16. If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

17. Did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.

18. What time do you have to be back in heaven?

19. You can't spell calculus without us.

20. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Well then, please start.

21. I'm writing a paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

22. You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.

23. I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

23. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber!

24. Did we have class together? I could've sworn we have chemistry.

Hopefully, you're ready to try out these on any man or woman that peaks your interest. On second thought, maybe you better just buy a cup of coffee and try your own word magic.




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