Let's get this straight: I do not hate basketball and actually quiet enjoy the sport!!
March Madness stresses me out and it happens so fast that if you don't already have a bracket filled out starting February 17th you're already losing. This happens to me every year.
If you don't care about basketball, then make some of these brackets!
1. Trump administration
There are tons of open positions in the current administration, so what better way to watch everything burn than create a bracket for who will take what spot?! Way more entertaining than basketball.
2. Deciding what Netflix show to watch next
It's so complicated, especially when you've watched every early-2000s-teen-coming-of-age-drama series. Ugh.
3. President 2020
We're only 2 years away from a new president, which means midterms are coming soon and so will the beginnings of campaigns. Start placing your bets now!!
4. Hottest basketball player in the NBA
They're all tall and muscular so I really won't be mad who wins.
5. Hottest basketball player in the NCAA
If I start to slide into some DMs now, will I get a trophy husband by the time I graduate??
6. RuPaul's Drag Race contestants
This fandom is insane. They probably already know who's going to be on the next next next season. I would do research before entering any bracket.
7. Where to go for brunch
With so many places offering different specials, how do you choose?? ... okay just put down the names with the best boozy brunch, then go from there.
8. Where to go in your town to avoid the most people possible
I'm talking the run down grocery store with the really old checkout person, the bad sushi place and a Wawa at least 3 miles away.
9. Best food delivery services
Between UberEats, GrubHub, Favor, Postmates... how do you keep track?? Who has the best rates?? Who is fastest?? I NEED TO KNOW.
10. Trying Pinterest recipes
All of these mom bloggers know what's up. I would trust them with my life. But who has the best recipe for a southwestern chicken salad??
11. Podcasts
I once said that NPR was the first podcast, and I still believe in that statement. When did millennials get into podcasts?? LMK.
12. Best 90s toy
My frontrunner is the Tamagotchi. That's all.
13. Where to vacation/travel next
If it's cheap then it doesn't matter. But a bracket would be nice to decide.
14. Books
Um, if you didn't read "Big Little Lies," what are you doing?? Enter the best books of 2017 please.
15. Next Sephora purchase
This place stresses me out already so going in with a clear idea of what to purchase helps me immensely.
16. Starbucks drinks
We can all say that the cherry mocha sounds disgusting, and an iced skinny vanilla latte will definitely win.
17. What to order for take out
If all the options are placed in front of me, I would maybe be able to make a better choice. Or like, stop ordering food so much.
18. Best Trader Joe's frozen meal
I think they're all delicious so every single one might become a winner.
19. Disney Channel Original Movies
Please do not forget "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" when creating your bracket.
20. Memes
Top 2017 memes only.
21. Vines
My friends and I only talk in Vine quotes and if you feel like taking risks on your friendships, I would compete in a bracket like this
