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21 Fake Headlines That Describe Me

These might be fiction, but the content behind them is all too real

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21 Fake Headlines That Describe Me
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1. Local girl manages to miss the same bus every time and doesn't know why

2. Twelve Things I Believe To Be True About Relationships Because Rom-Coms Are Representative of Actual Life

3. "I don't care about the people from high school," says girl who keeps tabs on everyones' social media accounts

4. Woman Repeatedly Looks Into Ceiling Corners Before Adjusting Wedgie

5. Self-Proclaimed Observant Person Misses a Whole Conversation and Friend's Emotional Distress

6. 10 Things To Do in the Bathroom That Don't Involve Using It

7. 21 Year Old Remembers That She's Legal to Drink Alcohol

8. "I know what I'm doing," says young adult. Experts weigh in on 60 Minutes.

9. When You Love Participating in Self-Fulfilling Cycles, Like Sabotage

10. Doctors Tell Her Not To Peel Scabs, See What This Scab Peeler Does Next!

11. TONIGHT@7PM: Interview with young adult who refuses to get her license, but also complains about not being able to "go wherever she wants, whenever she wants".

12. Don't Want to Move Back Home? Here Are Subpar Ways to Avoid That

13. When You Love Winter And Show It By Staying Inside 24/7

14. To Parents With Good Advice, But Your Child Only Listens To It From Others

15. Girl With Many Interests Attempts to Narrow Them Down to One She Can't Possibly Fail At

16. Meet the Woman Who Claims to Respect Open Dialogue, But Seldom Listens

17. Local Woman Has Unrealized Talent As Impersonator

18. People Always Believed This Lady to Be Genuinely Nice. Click to Find Out If She's Actually A People Pleaser

19. Do You Want to Know Your Nickname? This Girl Can Tell You Within Minutes!

20. 7 Ways to Utilize a Neck Scarf on Your Head

21. LIVE NEWS: Young Adult Visibly Panics As She Opens Up Her Banking App




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