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21 'Elf' Quotes For When You Need An Instagram Caption

"What's a Christmas-gram? I want one!"

Ava Willford

Dec 07, 2015

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21 'Elf' Quotes For When You Need An Instagram Caption

"Elf" — the most quotable Christmas movie of all time, and the answer to your Christmas Instagram caption woes. Whether you need one for a group of friends or to go with your lovely Christmas tree, you can always rely on an "Elf" quote to seal the deal and create an optimal post.

For the Festive Selfie:

1. "I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite."

2. "I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins."

3. "[Insert your name] the Elf, what's your favorite color?"

For the Squad:

4. "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."

5. "It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture."

6. "There's room for everyone on the nice list."

For the Significant Other:

7. "I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up."

8. "I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands."

9. "I'm in love, I'm in love, and I don't care who knows it!"

10. "First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle."

11. "[Insert significant other's name], you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!"

For the Family:

12. "I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."

13. "This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."

14. "Actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves."

15. "I'm a human... raised by humans."

16. "What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?"

Miscellaneous:

17. "Treat every day like Christmas."

18. "The best way to spend Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

19. "Santa! Oh my god! Santa's coming! I know him! I know him!"

20. "I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel."

21. "Good news! I saw a dog today!"

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