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20 Puppy And Kitty Pictures To Make Your Day

Because you are heartless if you don't go 'awe' at least once.

Kayla Small

Nov 23, 2016

College of Saint Elizabeth

20 Puppy And Kitty Pictures To Make Your Day

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Are you sad? Maybe you're at your hotel job, waiting for check ins and got in a fight with your significant other before clocking in. Maybe you just like puppies and kittens.

Here are 20 pictures I complied to make your day.

Number 1:

Look at this little pooper! Are you cold poopers? Is that blanket warm enough for you? BECAUSE MY LOVE CERTAINLY IS!

Number 2:

Look at this stupid pooper! Oh my goodness! Right now it's like he heard someone say treats and popped up out of dogs no where and said "TREATS YOU SAAAAAY?" Stupid talking pooper.

Number 3:

Look at this evil, cute piece of shit pooper trying to wake you up to put more dry food in it's already half-full bowl. I hate you pooper. Just "kittens;" I love you here's my life for you to kneed on.

Number 4:

LOOK AT THIS WINKIN' POOPER!! WHAT ARE YOU WINKIN' AT? ME? Because if it's me let's run away together.

Number 5:

IS THIS A PIG? A DOG? I DON'T CARE. All I know is I want to love it. Look at those freaking feet. I love you so much, you asshole.

Number 6:

This is a street doggo in its natural habitat AKA the place I am going to kidnap it to take it to my farm of animals I have kidnapped to love. It doesn't judge, unlike the person reading this.

Number 7:

What are you surprised about, you cute spineless piece o' poop? About how you steal hearts and take names? Probably not. What is wrong with you?

Number 8:

WHAT IS THIS ADORABLE ASSHOLE DOGGO DOING? Smiling? Beggin' for pats? You control my life just by this picture and I am just not mad at all. I will give you all the pats.

Number 9:

I really have nothing smart to say. This is me in the morning. That's all.

Number 10:

This piece of cute as hell crapolla is obviously very interested in what you have to say, which should be sweet nothings. Unless you're a heartless piece of turd.

Number 11:

This majestic creature obviously confuses its lil' body with that of a ferocious lion...wait..actually, I can't tell the difference anymore?

Number 12:

WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED FOR, STUPID? ARE YOU HAPPY BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE? BECAUSE YOU ATE POOP? WHAT IS IT? I NEED TO KNOW.

Number 13:

I'm sorry you smelled something bad, catto. Please let me give you pats, I will make the world better I promise.

Number 14:

Please don't hurt me, vampire kitty. I love you. I will always love you.

Number 15:

You look like you are mad at me because I got the wrong can of cat food. You are my soul mate. I love you, mustache cat.

Number 16:

Again, I am speechless. Here is a pooper wearing a Hawaiian shirt. There's literally almost nothing better.

Number 17:

You are so rude, you yawning dick hole. I love you so much and you just yawn your smelly tuna breath in my face...why?

Number 18:

Please get off my tomatoes, ass hat. I need them. You are not paying for them, you are just making them fuzzy. Stop that.

Number 19:

You are so grumpy and handsome. I love you. Run away with me.

Number 20:

Uhm, excuse me..get up. You do not sit that way. You are a cat. You are not human. Who put this idea in your head, you idiot? Stop it. Stop it right now.

Thanks for looking at all the adorable piece of craps on this post. And remember, RESCUE! Your own adorable piece of poopie is waiting for you at any shelter.

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3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

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8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

13. "You must encompass the typical “white girl” stereotype."

14. "Is that daddy’s credit card you’re using?"

15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

16. "I’m surprised about you; I thought you would be a lot ditsier."

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1. When you get your acceptance letter

2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

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