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20 Puppy And Kitty Pictures To Make Your Day

Because you are heartless if you don't go 'awe' at least once.

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20 Puppy And Kitty Pictures To Make Your Day
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Are you sad? Maybe you're at your hotel job, waiting for check ins and got in a fight with your significant other before clocking in. Maybe you just like puppies and kittens.

Here are 20 pictures I complied to make your day.


Number 1:

Look at this little pooper! Are you cold poopers? Is that blanket warm enough for you? BECAUSE MY LOVE CERTAINLY IS!

Number 2:

Look at this stupid pooper! Oh my goodness! Right now it's like he heard someone say treats and popped up out of dogs no where and said "TREATS YOU SAAAAAY?" Stupid talking pooper.

Number 3:

Look at this evil, cute piece of shit pooper trying to wake you up to put more dry food in it's already half-full bowl. I hate you pooper. Just "kittens;" I love you here's my life for you to kneed on.

Number 4:

LOOK AT THIS WINKIN' POOPER!! WHAT ARE YOU WINKIN' AT? ME? Because if it's me let's run away together.

Number 5:

IS THIS A PIG? A DOG? I DON'T CARE. All I know is I want to love it. Look at those freaking feet. I love you so much, you asshole.

Number 6:

This is a street doggo in its natural habitat AKA the place I am going to kidnap it to take it to my farm of animals I have kidnapped to love. It doesn't judge, unlike the person reading this.

Number 7:

What are you surprised about, you cute spineless piece o' poop? About how you steal hearts and take names? Probably not. What is wrong with you?

Number 8:

WHAT IS THIS ADORABLE ASSHOLE DOGGO DOING? Smiling? Beggin' for pats? You control my life just by this picture and I am just not mad at all. I will give you all the pats.

Number 9:

I really have nothing smart to say. This is me in the morning. That's all.

Number 10:

This piece of cute as hell crapolla is obviously very interested in what you have to say, which should be sweet nothings. Unless you're a heartless piece of turd.

Number 11:

This majestic creature obviously confuses its lil' body with that of a ferocious lion...wait..actually, I can't tell the difference anymore?

Number 12:

WHAT ARE YOU SO EXCITED FOR, STUPID? ARE YOU HAPPY BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE? BECAUSE YOU ATE POOP? WHAT IS IT? I NEED TO KNOW.

Number 13:

I'm sorry you smelled something bad, catto. Please let me give you pats, I will make the world better I promise.

Number 14:

Please don't hurt me, vampire kitty. I love you. I will always love you.

Number 15:

You look like you are mad at me because I got the wrong can of cat food. You are my soul mate. I love you, mustache cat.

Number 16:

Again, I am speechless. Here is a pooper wearing a Hawaiian shirt. There's literally almost nothing better.

Number 17:

You are so rude, you yawning dick hole. I love you so much and you just yawn your smelly tuna breath in my face...why?

Number 18:

Please get off my tomatoes, ass hat. I need them. You are not paying for them, you are just making them fuzzy. Stop that.

Number 19:

You are so grumpy and handsome. I love you. Run away with me.

Number 20:

Uhm, excuse me..get up. You do not sit that way. You are a cat. You are not human. Who put this idea in your head, you idiot? Stop it. Stop it right now.

Thanks for looking at all the adorable piece of craps on this post. And remember, RESCUE! Your own adorable piece of poopie is waiting for you at any shelter.

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