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21 Text Replies That Are Better Than Any 2020 Campaign Slogans

Because honestly, the last text you sent is just as vague as "Make America Great Again"

Morgan Shaffer

Oct 29, 2018

Michigan State University

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21 Text Replies That Are Better Than Any 2020 Campaign Slogans

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When it comes to coming up with a campaign slogan for a presidential run I imagine there is a huge group-think with people shouting out crazy ideas. But wouldn't it be so much easier if they just choose the last text message they sent? Just as vague as whatever they would come up with and probably ten times funnier.

So I gathered responses from people to see what their 2020 campaign slogan would be if it had to be the last text message they sent.

1. "Oh, I hope so"

Hope for what? Just fill in the blank so it aligns with your political views.

2. "Alright ladies let's get down to business"

A slogan for the feminist movement? More than likely.

3. "They'd fire me"

Disclosure before taking the job? Love it. At least they were honest up front.

4. "Nahh it's good"

What's good? The economy? Healthcare? Does it matter?

5. "I can't have a party, I have carpet lol"

No one is going to hold that against you, that's a valid reason not to host a party.

6. "Are we drinking tonight?"

10 out of 10 campaign slogan.

7. "Like, Riverdale is getting too sci-fi"

We love a candidate who is culturally woke.

8. "❤️ love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

A candidate who loves all, how rare.

9. "Good luck!!"

Good luck to whom? The people of America? Concerning.

10. "I literally wouldn't give a shit so I'd be bad at that"

Another full disclosure. Love it.

11. "I'm an angel sent from above"

Conceited? Maybe. Honest? Absolutely.

12. "Gonna be a spooky night all around"

At least they're giving a fair warning.

12. "'Is the pregnancy making her nice or what"

Offending pregnant women everywhere? Or not?

14. "She's too cute!!! She doesn't deserve this!!!"

An honest candidate!

15. "Oh trust me, no one is more disappointed than me"

Yikes, another full disclosure from a candidate.

16. "Ummmmmmm HELL no"

Fair statement.

17. "Omw lib"

A college student running for president? Probably.

18. "Sorry I fell asleep"

Another college student running for president? Probably.

19. "Also hoping for an L because my apartment complex is known for burning couches after they win so yeah not trying to see fire"

Hoping to lose so that people don't burn couches? Interesting take.

20. "Aw, yes :) I'd love that!"

Would love to be the president? Who knows. Too vague.

21. "❤️"

Love for all. A simple and straightforward campaign slogan.

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21 Text Replies That Are Better Than Any 2020 Campaign Slogans

Because honestly, the last text you sent is just as vague as "Make America Great Again"

1. "Oh, I hope so"

2. "Alright ladies let's get down to business"

3. "They'd fire me"

4. "Nahh it's good"

5. "I can't have a party, I have carpet lol"

6. "Are we drinking tonight?"

7. "Like, Riverdale is getting too sci-fi"

8. "❤️ love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

9. "Good luck!!"

10. "I literally wouldn't give a shit so I'd be bad at that"

11. "I'm an angel sent from above"

12. "Gonna be a spooky night all around"

12. "'Is the pregnancy making her nice or what"

14. "She's too cute!!! She doesn't deserve this!!!"

15. "Oh trust me, no one is more disappointed than me"

16. "Ummmmmmm HELL no"

17. "Omw lib"

18. "Sorry I fell asleep"

19. "Also hoping for an L because my apartment complex is known for burning couches after they win so yeah not trying to see fire"

20. "Aw, yes :) I'd love that!"

21. "❤️"

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17. Be Called for Jury Duty

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1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

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"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

14. If I try to fail, but succeed, which one did I do?

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