Watching this year's presidential election unfold is a lot like watching an episode of "Hell's kitchen" or "Kitchen Nightmares", only you're Chef Ramsay screaming your fucking head off at the incompetence of the so-called candidates. Well, you mostly yell at your TV and on twitter (#thankGodForALLCAPS) whenever the debates are on or whenever another email or audio is leaked. But you doubtless still feel like a frustrated head Chef trying to make your cooks and the kitchen owners comprehend their own arrogance. This is us reacting to the circus show we call this year's presidential elections.

1. "Trump announces presidential bid"

Is this like that time he pretended to bodyslam Vince Mcmahon at Wrestlemania?

2. "Ben Carson says being gay is a choice"

Because gay people wake up one morning and decide they want to be dehumanized by senseless homophobes like Carson.

3. "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer"

What started as an epic internet meme has now become one of the most hilarious conspiracy theories to come out of this year's presidential campaign. Let me take a minute off from crying and screaming to laugh at remembering this unlikely comparison.

4. "Super Tuesday: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump win big"

Historians will study this moment as the beginning of the end.

5. "Clinton becomes presidential nominee"

Hillary's nomination shattered many glass ceilings, but she has been seesawing between conservativism and liberalism in her long political career. #NotA DemocratAtAll

6. "Trump denies [almost everything he's ever said and done]"

How can you even deny that you did something when there are pictures and video footage of you doing said thing? Trump seems to be questioning not only the integrity of journalists but also the scientific accuracy of video and audio recording. At this point, his supporters might as well be wearing tin-foil hats.

7. "Gary Johnson Faked a Heart Attack on TV"

You'd think that Johnson would try to remedy his 'Aleppo moment', but the former governor thought it would be funny to fake a heart attack on TV.

8. "Trump recorded having extremely lewd conversation about women in 2005"

Nothing about that audio file says that he respects women.

9. "Emails in Anthony Weiner Inquiry Jolt Hillary Clinton's Campaign"

Probably Donald Trump--but Hillary makes a very stiff competition.

As Ramsay proves, profanity is definitely necessary to survive this nightmare of an election.