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2016 Election Headlines As Reviewed By Gordon Ramsay GIFs

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Watching this year's presidential election unfold is a lot like watching an episode of "Hell's kitchen" or "Kitchen Nightmares", only you're Chef Ramsay screaming your fucking head off at the incompetence of the so-called candidates. Well, you mostly yell at your TV and on twitter (#thankGodForALLCAPS) whenever the debates are on or whenever another email or audio is leaked. But you doubtless still feel like a frustrated head Chef trying to make your cooks and the kitchen owners comprehend their own arrogance. This is us reacting to the circus show we call this year's presidential elections.

1. "Trump announces presidential bid"

Is this like that time he pretended to bodyslam Vince Mcmahon at Wrestlemania?

2. "Ben Carson says being gay is a choice"

Because gay people wake up one morning and decide they want to be dehumanized by senseless homophobes like Carson.

3. "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer"

What started as an epic internet meme has now become one of the most hilarious conspiracy theories to come out of this year's presidential campaign. Let me take a minute off from crying and screaming to laugh at remembering this unlikely comparison.

4. "Super Tuesday: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump win big"

Historians will study this moment as the beginning of the end.

5. "Clinton becomes presidential nominee"

Hillary's nomination shattered many glass ceilings, but she has been seesawing between conservativism and liberalism in her long political career. #NotA DemocratAtAll

6. "Trump denies [almost everything he's ever said and done]"

How can you even deny that you did something when there are pictures and video footage of you doing said thing? Trump seems to be questioning not only the integrity of journalists but also the scientific accuracy of video and audio recording. At this point, his supporters might as well be wearing tin-foil hats.

7. "Gary Johnson Faked a Heart Attack on TV"

You'd think that Johnson would try to remedy his 'Aleppo moment', but the former governor thought it would be funny to fake a heart attack on TV.

8. "Trump recorded having extremely lewd conversation about women in 2005"

Nothing about that audio file says that he respects women.

9. "Emails in Anthony Weiner Inquiry Jolt Hillary Clinton's Campaign"

Probably Donald Trump--but Hillary makes a very stiff competition.

As Ramsay proves, profanity is definitely necessary to survive this nightmare of an election.

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2016 Election Headlines As Reviewed By Gordon Ramsay GIFs

What would the Master of Sass say about America's presidential elections?

1. "Trump announces presidential bid"

2. "Ben Carson says being gay is a choice"

3. "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer"

4. "Super Tuesday: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump win big"

5. "Clinton becomes presidential nominee"

6. "Trump denies [almost everything he's ever said and done]"

7. "Gary Johnson Faked a Heart Attack on TV"

8. "Trump recorded having extremely lewd conversation about women in 2005"

9. "Emails in Anthony Weiner Inquiry Jolt Hillary Clinton's Campaign"

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We don't buy into these... just like how we don't buy our friends.

8. "The whole philanthropy thing isn't real, right?"

7. "I don't need to buy my friends."

6. "Oh, so I'll bet you love to drink."

5. "Can you tell me some of your secrets?"

4. "What do you do at your meetings?"

3. "Do you guys haze really badly?"

2. "Is it just like in the movies?"

1. "Sororities are so basic."

There are plenty of obstacles that come when taking care of kids, but it's a very rewarding experience.

1. You get excited when the parents purchase season passes to the pool.

2. You've become friends with the stay-at-home moms in town.

3. You get a chance to eat "kid foods" again.

4. You've traded in your cute purse for a large tote bag.

5. You have at least one car seat in your backseat.

6. Their nap time is your happy time.

7. Lunch time can be a disaster.

8. You have to play the same board games repeatedly.

9. You catch yourself using the same lines your parents once told you.

10. Your "mom-mode" kicks in at times.

11. Your heart melts a little when they do something cute.

You'll never find any souvenirs with your name on it

1. You know you are up next when the teacher pauses while taking attendance

2. When “I’m going to do my very best to make sure I know all your names” is said, it may or may be an empty promise

3. “Wow! That sounds so cool! Where is your family from?”

4. You dread when people ask you to repeat your name over and over because it “sounds so cool when you say it”

5. There’s a 50/50 chance that your name will come back either correct or incorrect at Starbucks

6. People try to find shorter, easier nicknames for you instead of calling you by your actual name

7. When someone famous or fictional character shares your name, you get so happy

8. “What’s your name?” “It’s [name]” “I’m sorry, what was it again?”

9. You’ve pretty much seen every misspelling and heard every mispronunciation of your name throughout your life

10. When you find another person with an “ethnic” sounding name, you both get excited

11. Despite the struggles, your name is pretty unique… just like you

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

Don't Be That Person

1. “Oh, so you/your family are immigrants!”

2. “Is Puerto Rico near Mexico?”

3. “Do you speak Puerto Rican?”

4. “You look too light/dark to be Puerto Rican.”

5. “Do I need my passport to go to Puerto Rico?”

6. “Geez, you are obsessed with your flag. We get it, you’re Puerto Rican.”

7. “Why are you so loud?”

8. “So does your family know English?”

9. “Oh my god, Puerto Ricans are so spicy.”

10. “So did you eat a lot of tacos?”

11. “Are you Mexican?”

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