It's no secret that this election cycle is an absolute nightmare. Essentially, it's choosing the lesser of two evils. From Twitter roasting to the recent debates, it's safe to say watching the presidential candidates is like watching a TV show. In fact, we could probably sum up the election with quotes from a TV show: Spongebob Squarepants.
Let's start with just some general reactions to what's been going on:
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And how we all feel about the Republican and Democratic nominees:
A few quotes explaining the election situation:
1. "Well it may be stupid, but it's also dumb."
2. "We've been smeckledorfed!"
3. "You can't fool me, I listen to public radio!"
4. "Oh! I didn't know it was Happy Hopping Moron day!"
Trump insisting he's always right:
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo, it's first grade!"
All of us, watching Obama prepare to leave office:
Obama: "What do you normally do when I'm gone?"
Us: "Wait for you to come back."
What has to be going through the candidates' minds:
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Hillary trying to cater to the millennial generation:
"See, no one says 'cool' anymore. That's such an old person thing. Now we say 'coral', as in 'that nose job is so coral'."
The debates:
"I'M Dirty Dan."
"I say I'M Dirty Dan."
"no, I'M Dirty Dan."
Hillary:
"1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas"
Trump:
The debates, part 2:
"Liar, liar, plants for hire!"
"It's pants on fire."
"Well you would know, liar."
"I have a theory. People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right? CORRECT!"
Trying to decide who to vote for:
"How stupid are you?" "It varies."
All of America:
"Get out of here, you stupid animal!"
"Let's just take [America] and push it somewhere else!"
All of the world:
"I'll have you know that I [thought about this election] last week and only cried for 20 minutes!"
And when this is all finally over:
To close:
"How 'bout S, for Save Our Skins!"
