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20 Times Kanye Was Actually A Relatable College Girl

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20 Times Kanye Was Actually A Relatable College Girl

"I still think I am the greatest." - Kanye West

They just don't make em' like this anymore, do they Yeezy? Who knew you could be so relatable? Here are 20 instances from our daily college-lives where we've found ourselves acting uncharacteristically similar to the Grammy Award-winning, Kanye West.

1. Movie night with the girls.

YAAAAAS, Kanye.

2. Late-night talks that turn both emotionally and philosophically deep.

The way our minds work at 2 a.m. is actually how Kanye's mind works 'round the clock. Just ask him.

3. When the last class of the week ends and we can't help but voice our excitement.

Stand clear.

4. When we attempt to rationalize our questionable decisions.

Kanye told me to stay true to myself, so...

5. When we're in the car and our song comes on.

As long as the squad supports me, these dance moves aren't stopping.

6. When our friends tell us they have to leave to get some homework done.

Guys, I'm right here. I'm so much better than homework. Finish watching "The Bachelor" with me.

7. When we apologize to the Starbucks barista for our fifth trip to the café this week.

#Hey #Imsorryimhereeveryday #Butnowyouknowme

8. When homegurl takes out her iPhone to photograph the night.

Like, hey girl, let me get in that My Story.

9. When someone asks us how school's going.

Haha, it's so good! Thanks.

10. "So what qualifies you for this job?"

Interviewing 101.

11. When we unexpectedly spot our friend from across the dining hall.

Oh, heeeey, BFF.

12. Before responding to our parents' questions about our grades.

Now, Mom, Dad, let me just start off by saying that I am a capable and intelligent individual, regardless of the number at the top of the page.

13. Justifying all those times we spoke our mind in class.

Idk, I just feel like to not share my thoughts on the discussion would be more of an injustice imho, you know? Like, I'm right.

14. Acknowledging our love for learning.

Yeah, well, I like to throw twelfth-grade anatomy terms into the conversation occasionally. I think it adds a certain depth.

15. When you and the class band together in objection over the homework.

We have to look out for each other.

16. When you accidentally trip, but then you remember who you are, and all embarrassment dissipates.

It's not easy being this graceful, but hey, I manage.

17. When we roll up to class, well-aware of the fact that we're unprepared, but we're ready to wing it.

I'm running off four hours of sleep, but you know, let's do this.

18. In-between-class study breaks.

Sorry, I'm jammin' to Kanye; try back in 45 minutes.

19. When the squad gets together for the weekend.

Jenny! JENNY! Get this on Snapchat, girl.

20. And of course, our beautiful renditions of today's top hits always rank high on the charts.

It's not easy being an entertainer, but sometimes, you just have to give the people what they want.

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