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20 Times House Said Everything We Were Thinking

Twenty Times Dr. Gregory House Described Us Perfectly

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20 Times House Said Everything We Were Thinking
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If you've ever watched House, you know who Dr. Greg House is; the sarcastic jerk that we all know and love. These are 20 times Dr. House said everything we were thinking.


When someone you don't like insults you and you ran out of good comebacks.


That time you 'accidentally' hit your locker neighbor with the door because they stepped on your hand.


That one person who annoys you and always asks why you hate them so much.

When someone you dislike is telling a story and you're expected to play nice.


When a person in your class starts to say something intelligent then brings up something irrelevant


When all your siblings start laughing and ganging up on you for something that happened two years ago

The moment the annoying person in your class finally asks why you don't like them

When you try to back up the reason you lied to your mom

When you smart off to a friend and someone else butts in


When a person you don't like is forced to help you with something and demand a thank you

When you have to pretend to care about a 'sad' subject

The moment you realize you are actually a mean person


When you snap at someone and they act like you killed their dog


When a classmate tells on you for saying something sarcastic


When a teacher tells you they are disappointed in your grades

When someone asks you a rhetorical question


When your friends joke about you liking your 'enemy'


When people start to inquire about something you don't want to talk about

When your sister tells you to stop acting weird



When someone finally has a comeback you can't top



Not everyone likes House. But if you've ever watched the show, you know that he's rude, sarcastic and just plain old mean. He takes all the things we know we'd never say and says them without a care in the world. That makes him pretty awesome, in my book.

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