At some point in our lives, the day will come when a flight attendant scans your boarding pass, and you reluctantly step on to what seems like the lovechild of a bus and bird: an airplane.

We all hope our flights go smoothly, however, even if the plane safely makes it to your desired destination, we all know there are still some factors that are just as unpleasant as turbulence.

What do you think about when you're up in the air?

20.*steps onto plane* Is there free wifi?

19.Aw... I wanted the window seat.

18.If my phone dies, I die too.

17.This seat just doesn’t lean back far enough.

16.When did they stop handing out blankets?

15.Can’t. Sleep. At. All.

14. “I’ll get my work done on the plane!” LOL sike.

13. Yes, please speak louder, complete stranger. It’s just you on the plane.

12.I have to pee, but am I willing to interrupt both of the people I’m sitting with to get up so I can move out?

11. *sits next to cute guy* *sees wedding ring* Damn it.

10. *looks around* I wonder who would be the next Ian Somerhalder if some Lost situation started happening.

9. Whose baby is that?

8.Goodbye Personal Space

7.What is that smell?

6.Dear lord, is there an off button on this person?

5. No peanuts for me, thanks.

4.Ooh I want to sit next to that.

3.Everything looks so tiny out there.

2. Are they letting a student fly?? Geez.

1. “We will be arriving in 20 minutes in…” Bless.

Previously published on emilythelysian.com