I am currently sitting in my bed waiting to leave so I can get 2 or 4 of my wisdom teeth out. I have friends and family who have gotten theirs out and so I've heard plenty of horror stories (okay not so bad stories). I was looking forward to today for a while because I've been waiting for two years to get them taken out but today I woke up feeling a little scared. I know that it will be over before I know it and there really is nothing to worry about once I get them out. Recovery time is going to be very hard on me I'm sure but it'll be worth it once I don't have any more wisdom tooth pain. So here are 20 thoughts I've had over the course of waiting to get them removed.

1. Why do we have wisdom teeth anyways?

2. How have my teeth not moved at all from two years ago?

3. Wait, this means I'm going to look like a chipmunk for the next 5 days.

4. Chipmunks are cute, right?

5. I'm going to be doped up on drugs for this procedure.

6. I wonder if I'll cry or laugh hysterically after surgery. Probably both.

7. I just got home and now I can't even eat the good food I came back for. I can only have ice cream and applesauce and other really soft foods.

8. Wait, I can have all the ice cream I want for the next few days.

9. Today is finally going to be the day where I sleep to my heart's content.

10. Remember when the dentists told me I had no wisdom teeth? Well, I definitely do now.

11. Okay take these out now they're starting to hurt.

12. I haven't had surgery like this since I was a baby. I hope I don't throw up because of the anesthesia.

13. Maybe I'll get a nice get well soon card and presents from my friends and/or family.

14. My mouth is going to be really sore and I'm going to complain a lot.

15. I won't be able to talk.

16. Wait your face might thin out after surgery?

17. Goodbye, round cheeks!

18. I hope I can get them all out in one shot so I don't have to go back and go through this process all over again.

19. Wait I don't have time for this. It's spring break, and I have all this homework to do. I have 2 papers, a book, and another huge written assignment and no time and there's so much stress and...

20. Oh well, can't do it today. Sleep is calling my name. I'm coming for you!